Aarz kia hai......waha wah wah
arz kia hai......a asmaan k chand taron....
arz kia hai....... a asmaan k chand taron....
wah wah wah....
zara is SMS ko parhney wale ko chamat tou maro.........
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andhiyan youn chalin k dil ujar kar reh gya
aa vekhi faraz meri ankh vich ki pe gya
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araz kya hai.....
un ki yaad main hum ne ro ro kr tab bhar deye
aur woh itne bewafa nekle k naha kr chal deye
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sweetest excuse
a kid gets 0 marks in exams
his father says what is this
he replied:"teachel k pash star khatam ho gaye to MOON denay shuru kar diay":
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GOOD MORNING
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ab nichy kya nashta dhoond rahy ho.
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teray liye chand taray tor doon
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon
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Fizaon main goonj rahi hain awazain RATTAY laganay ki FARAZ
Lagta hai NALAAIQO'N k exams ho nay walay hain
Dedicated 2 all students.
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Dil k mehmaan ban jao
Aankhon ka armaan ban jao
honto ki muskaan ban jao ...............
ohh aap ho ...
i am very sorry aap to bus insaan ban jao
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sardar to sardarni: aj 4 wajy khotyan di race ay,main othy jana ay..
sardarni:bus rein diyo turya janda nae,te race lao gy.
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Judge:Tmhara jurm sabt hota ha,kal tmko phansi pe latkaya jy ga.
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PATHAN:wo to thek ha lekin utara kb jy ga hm ne sham ko Raksha b chlana hota he...
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Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de k uski jaan bachai.
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Arbi ne usey MERCEDES gift kardi,
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Arbi ko phir khoon ki zrurat pari,
Sheikh ne phir khoon dia
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Ab k bar Arab ne besan ke Laddu gift kiye,
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Sheikh:Ghussey say,Mercedes kioun nahi di?
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Arab:Munna!Ab hamarey ander b Sheikh ka khoon Dor rha hAi.
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I love you.
I want you.
I like you.
I like to talk to you.
I miss you.
I remember you.
All these sentences are the examples of Present Indefinite Tense.
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ek paithan hotel mai apni girl friend k sath gya.....
khana khane k baad bola...
hum aik baat kahe...
girl:-bolo na
pathan:- bil adha adha na kar lain
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Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.
bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.
Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;
khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;
KHAN ;cycle ki........;
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Sardar ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, jispe likha the
"EID MUBARAK"
Usne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala or us pe
KHAIR MUBARAK
likh kar wahain per rakh diya.
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Larki Wale: Hume Aisa Larka Chahiye jo zayada Khata-Peeta na ho,
aur hamesha chup karke wife ki sunay
Larkay Walay; Aisa Larka To apko ICU me hi milega.
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Husband TV dakhtay huay achanak Zor Zor sa Ronay laga.
wife. konsa darama dekh rahay ho?
Husband; drama kahan
Apny shadi ki movie dakh raha hoon.
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Boy friend is fun,
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
Husband is qismat phooti
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Funny Sms 2 Nalaik Exam k baad;
1st
Ye paper konsa tha ?
2nd
Math ka
1st
Matlab tu paper kar ka aya hai.
2nd.
Nae yar Sath wali larki k paas calculator dekha tha
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Funny Sms Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha???
Pathan: Nahi pata!!
Teacher: stupid Qaid-e-Azam peda howe thay. ab ye batao k 1880 may kya howa tha??
Pathan: thora sochne k bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 saal k howe the. :-p
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Funny Sms Har student k sar ka TAJ hota hay 33Marks!!
Bord walon ka Ashirwaad hota hay 33Marks!!
33Marks ki qeemat tum kya jano Faraz!!
Har Failure ka KHWAAB hota hay 33Marks.... :-D:-D
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Funny Sms kagazon k dher me
kia dhondhte ho
''faraz''
jis kagaz me tumhari tasveer thi us me koi pakore le gaya.
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Funny Sms Wo Konsa Aisa Saanp Hai Jis K Kaatne Se Sath Wala Insan Kush Hota Hai...
Nahi Pata?
Bilkul Nahi?
Ludo Wala SAANP
Ha Ha Ha.
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Funny Sms Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ? Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.
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Funny Sms MERAY PERON SE US WAQT ZAMEEN NIKAL GAI :DOSTON: AUR :YARO:
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"JAB OS NE KAHA
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*I LOVE U*
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:WALA MASG GALTI SE APKO SEND HO GAYA THA......:"
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Funny Sms How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
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Funny Sms Son was crying
Father came and said: why r u crying? tell me I m your best friend na??
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.. :-0
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Funny Sms Faqeer: Baji Bhooka hoon ALLAH k naam thora sa khana dedoo.
Baji: khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer: Baji Number likh lo jab pak jaye to Miss cal maar denaa!!! :-D:-D:-D
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Funny Sms Shadeed Garmi may Bus stop pay log bus k intezar may kharay thay.
Aik Faqeer aya sub se bheek li aor Rikshaw may beht k chala gaya!!
An Idea can change your life!!!
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Funny Sms Pathan apne 11 bachon k sath zoo gaya aor Guard se kaha hame wo Sher dikhao jis k 8 bachay hain...
Guard thori dair k bad wapis aya aor kaha aap log yahin ruko Sher aor us k bachay aap ko dekhne arahe hain..
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Funny Sms Aik Pathan ko rota dekh k dost ne pocha kya howa tum ro kiun rahe hooo????
Pathan: hamare sath bohat bara dhoka howa hay
Dost: wo kya??
Pathan: Hum ne 2ton ka A.C liya ghar aa k tola tu sirf 25 kilo ka niklaa... :-D
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Funny Sms Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay???
Jab aap original Nokia ka mobile le kar behte hon aor koi aa kar kahe.....
China Hy????
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